Oct 14, 2010

Boyfriend says the darnest things

Me : Babe, when I wear this, people can see my fats!
Bf : Well babe, it has to go somewhere.

Me : I'm going to clean my room today. It's so dirty, I can't stand it.
Bf : You said that last week.
Me : But, but, but babe!
Bf : You lazy. Yeah, I've said it.

Me : I have nothing to eat at home!
Bf : It's not that you have nothing to eat, you have nothing you want to eat

Me : Babe did you look at the latest picture that I've posted?
Bf : Yeah, you look like the red Oompa Loompa 
Me : Whaaaa?

 I miss that guy. He flew to Lockport office to train up more people. Babe if you are reading this, please take off your socks at home!!

*Words might have been change to fit the context :P

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